TUGSTUGSTUGSTUGS!!! Psh. Tik. Tak. Tik. Tak. Booooooom!
Wh4t’s up!? mga San Bediz!!!! üR t4mb0l1st4ng qti3 is mor3 readabolz na now ha! bc0s we’re bacc in print na! yey! three palakpaks with two get-get-aws for the current volume! claps for the print and get-get-aws for the “karayoms” they went through for this huh! alsoooo!! Bet niyo ba ang aking new lewk?! hmf hmf ganorn!! di niyo keri! May nag !y kasi sa aking big ears na whyket daw ganon ang itsura ko?! kalerky naman! ayaw na my hearts belt and hearts arrows na pang tambol!
Anyway, highway! kumusta kumusta mga San Bediztahanistas! handuh na ba ang Sangkabedistahan sa ch1shmishan porsyon 4 diz month?! Olrayts! Una! ang naging ending ng long-standing dramarama ng CAS elections! Jusmiyo marimar por pabor patawarin! Well, for surenikels u goiz know by now kung ano ang nangyari, may president na uli ang CAS-SC, so watch watch muna tayo sa sidelines ng adjusting period ng kownzil with their new “ma’am”. Pero tbh nakalimutan na nga ata ng student body ang issue…so ano pang sense? CHAROWT!
Secondo! Atiiiiiii may s3xU4l h4rr4shm3nT nanamarn! “is pr0f from the mahusay course mak3s papunt4 raw sa balur niya ang ishtudent!! Duon daw ipass kuno ang requirements ni nakshie! Kaloka! And ang nabanggit pa s44k1n ayyy…insert tambol with extra palo plz! Nag-byebye na raw sa univ ang profezor para di na magka-case. Haynaq! Another runaway pr0f hmf!
Next! bLind it3m session tayo! Huwaaayt, kinda lang pala bc0s medj known naman na that this particular “t0p orG” is currently in a head-to-head battle with the AO! Oom#!! hay pray tell your t4mb0l1st4ng qti3 whyket need ang forging of receipts! Mga accling ha! Bad! Olraytsss, let’s now make talons to the other courses! Kinda fresh here in our segment na may nag chikanezz sa inyong t4mb0listAng qtie na one genetics prof ay during cl4$$ hours sa 1 s3cti0n pero will entertain these “certain class” bc0s nag th3sis d4w?! Nye marzie! Nagtth3sis din naman the same class ah? Pero why the n33d na may sp3ci4l spotlayt pa ang mga litol kiddowz na iteeeey?
N3x! Jusq! Panginoon! Another “t0p orG”!! May naka-chikanetchi saakin na only the prexy of the org is L3fT standing graciously ganorn! Forda resign daw kasi ang EB niya eh, as per the little bedan birdies na nakapag-share. Will give you more details about that next month!! Datz ol for now ha! Bcos baka wala na tayong pag-chizmaxan e! (I doubt)
Always remember that what you’ve read are de$nitely facts onleewey! 100% guaranteed no dagdag and no bawas!
Give me some chikas naman para sulit ang kwento ko next tayms!
Give drummie some chika, so you, me, and everybody happy!
Just reach me thru https://thebedan.com/contact-us/drummer-boy/
Buugsh! Tugs! Kapish! Toodles! Bye bye for now!
Drummer by the Flagpole is a long held and deeply cherished The Bedan tradition. He is celebrating his 34th anniversary this year.
Who is Drummer Boy?
– The Bedan September-October 2007 issue
“Many have asked who he really is. But more than the question of who writes Drummer Boy the question we must ask is why he writes. And what will happen if he stops to write. He writes because we need him to write for us. He writes because some of us are ashamed to question the wrongdoings around us. He writes for freedom. He writes for you. He writes for us. Drummer Boy is each and everyone of us.”
