TUGSTUGSTUGSTUGS!!! Psh. Tik. Tak. Tik. Tak. Booooooom! BBc4k3z n4g-straV4 s4 b4rang4Y FUr0k b4tas4nCH, na-s1k0!

What 1s the up mga estudyant3 ng Mayti R3d Isk0L!!! N4miss niu ba 4ng tambolista qtie ninyo? O ha! Ih4nda ang 1nyong mga buchikels para sa muling pagkab0hay na inihahanderg nnnnggggggg penebegeng vOLum3, panibagong chizzmizz! Gra is 2 the beh! R4mdam ang wrinkL3s ng tamb0list4ng it3ch dahil sa mashog0ll shog0l na pagbubyut1 r3zzzT!!! 0ver nmn sa alikab0kbokb0k!!

f1nally!!!!! 1 ken spik natch, sn4tch ng chikaret hir, sn4tch ng chik4ret der! Hindi p4 ganornch katag4l ang back 2 skul, pero hep h3p and hep!! Grab3tchhh,, ang k4Lat K4Latan ng pinagm4m4Lak1ng skul sa M3ndiozk1! K3L4n nga b nmn L0miniz? 0ver n4man sa 4sker3t! J0skU L0rd!!!

R34dy n ba k4u?!

Pers est0p: lüvb1rd$

H0maw4k sa 3nyong mga s1Ly4tch! dAh1L sa leeeeeeeeechhhtest newz 3nc0ming as m4raming 3y3s on D h4LL is w4y, sh4pagkat1N 4bangers 4ng mg4 tiT0s and T1T4s of M3N3L3 s3 r33king sm3ll in D air fr0m D v3R1 offiZ of M4NG BabY! Anu3 b nmn yNNN, M4NG BabY, m4y As1m k pPALa hA?!!! K0ng kumustAhanch Lng pla ang inAAsam,, bak8 may 2ma-taKBO 4t L1NaL4gnaT?! AyUzzz Lng nmn k0ng b3t b3tan n4Ting L4hat na mag-A1m 2 D h1gh3st h1gh, p3ro bakit si M4NG BabY ang k1nakaUZ4p?! IndeTch b4 dap4t layn of WERK n4 ni B1g G ‘y@n??? 4tinsiyun, bedizzt4s! H0wag m4syadUng s0gapa, 0ra et Lab0ra 0lweeyyyss! Baderet ang m4g-shortcut, mag4gaL3T c B4Ldie B! HaLAch, sig3, habuL3n kayu ng kyutip4ych niy4ng h4yt. Ch0n0k k gerl? MAL1NCHHH!!!

sik4nD est0p: h4L4y4njj 

0nang b4n4T p4r4 ke B@R-ney! S1n3tch itey, brgY f0rf0L f0rok V4Tasanch, h0M3 of S4N B3D4’z t0P 1 1ntern, F0rda VIP p4ss 4ng p3g ng ID?! 4matZ y4rn!!! as1M y4rn!!! 0v3r sa L1pad n4ng very h1gh p3ro waL3y naman B1 is T4w! “EB” n@man niL4 4Y anyx2 n4 L4ng h3kh3k, L4ruuu!! L0Ud is FRoud ang mg4 fersonz pero d3d is m4 sa 0pinyUN ng m4s4 4T ng n4k4k4r4m3H! #right2suffrage w3333r na UUU?? 0ngk4T4nch s4 hac04t4v1litYCH 4w4rds, H4L0k4y UB3, h4L0x2, LU2ng lu2, #Sa22o L4ng! SL4ves of D wh4T??? A.) B4T4sch, B.) M4dlanGp1p0L, C.) 4LL 00f D 4b0v3 OR D.) R3gin3 v3Lazquez 4Lcazeed–ENGKKKK!!! L3tt3R E.) Fr0Fs!! m4L11, 3ng0000TTT! #Z1PZ1P p4r4ng M4L4b4n4n! g0w nyU y4rn as ef s0br4ng m4gn4 s0mm4 L4tina ny0 dy4rn… h1h1… at D end of D d4y, ND3 L4hat nG m4y cr0wn 4y h4ri, Ung 1b4 m4y UBEr1 sp3c14L ID L4ng h4h4h4h4 opss 0opss opss!!!

THerd est0p: 33n13 m33n13 m1n3y m0

DuM4 is k0 n4M4n t4y0tch s4 1sang Orgzzz N4 wal4ng k1N1kilingan, w4L4ng pr1n0prUt3kt4hanch, “kUn0” h3kh3k but3x k0ng 4ting m4m4tyag1N mg4 r3d k4bay4nzz, Foro FROM th3 h1gh3st torch 4ng n4ka-4ut0gr4ph!!! M4y 4skeret 14ng paL4 s1 c4ll3r 711, bk8 d4wtch n4nj3retzz siL4 s4 Orgzz n yn p3ru n4sa Nyartis4N ny4wncil siL4?? NY333KKIII M4LiLi2 mg4 4tL3ts comisun33r Q ny4n ee!!! Oh iz NO! DeiNs Ba conflict of int3sereT yunCH? Or normal 1zed y0N? 4y w4La n ku dy4n p4ki-4nswEr nLng s4 mat4t4maanch 4T MAsis1k0.. h3 h3 h3. 4yl P4alaLA 14manG! Howag daw pH03 k4U n4gr0r0L3ta s4 h4ndL3r nyUUU,, M4LIIIIII! #Sh4r1nglZc4rinG n4L4ngch D4W 4ng L4h0tt!!! #c0nfid3nt1ALitYwh3r3

AyUnch langch nam4mch, n3xt tim3 UL3tch! P4kaBAIT kaU b3di is t4zzll 4LwayZ r3memb3r th4t wh4T you’ve r3ad 4re d3fin1teLY f4cts onleeWEY! 100% gu4rant33d no d4gdag 4nd no baw4SSsl

P34c3 OUT, B3d4ns 4t dont 4GET 2 Giv3 drummlE some chika, so you, m3, and 3br1bady h4PPY!

S3ND m3 4gaiN ng 4non1m0US ch1ka thrU d4 f1r3 th1s L1nk: SpidermanBrandnewday.fullmovie.hd

Buugshi Tugs! Kapish! Toodles! Bye bye for now!

Drummer by the Flagpole is a long held and deeply cherished The Bedan tradition. He is celebrating his 37th anniversary this year.

Who is Drummer Boy?

“Many have asked who he really is. But more than the question of who writes Drummer Boy the question we must ask is why he writes. And what will happen if he stops to write. He writes because we need him to write for us. He writes because some of us are ashamed to question the wrongdoings around us. He writes for freedom. He writes for you. He writes for us. Drummer Boy is each and everyone of us.”

– The Bedan September-October 2007 issue

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